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[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Okay... so follow my logic. God made man in his image, then some time later, made woman in mans image. Therefore, we should at least expect God to be as different from a man as a man is from a woman. I would in fact argue that we should expect God to be even more different, as going from a mortal being to a different mortal being is less of a jump as going from a immortal omnipotent being to a mortal being.

Further to the point, the only canon contact he's made with humans was as... wait for it... a burning bush.

The bearded old dude was after Rome finally decided that Christianity was cool, and they decided to update his pfp to Jupiter. And it stuck.

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 1 points 22 hours ago

Either Eve is trans (being made from Adam's rib) or Adam ist.