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Isn’t the cure just to go to Turkey?
I think that is more like a surgical procedure to move your existing hair around than a genuine cure, but you do have a point.
If it becomes dirt cheap to get the surgery done would "baldness" culture start fighting back? Hairless positivity, you don't need a scalpel to change who you are, Rogaine is no gain, toupee no way, chants for no transplants, 10's dig bald men, etc.
Lasik surgery exists and isn't all that expensive, but you still see plenty of people with glasses.
That's an imperfect fix iirc. It has risks and side effects and it's one of those things where you can only do it once or something.
Oh yes, I am definitely being silly
Could also say "no hair, don't care" 👴
I need hair, not feathers.
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