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Honestly, good for him. Hope he enjoyed the sun.
where did you get a picture of me
My Dad likes to say that God made 2 kinds of heads:
Those he loved and those he covered up.
theory; balding evolved because hair is a liability in a fight.
I wish more guys were bold enough to go bald when it's clearly time (pun intended). I personally prefer it on them at least, it looks quite neat.
bill is a role model both for hair and for humanity.
I just started losing a spot on the crown of my head this year!
Wife says it's still not my time, but she'll let me know when the razor must fall XD
Counterpoint:
I'd let my hairline go as far as it wants, I'm talking about the monk patch XD
Also, what movie is that from?
Die Hard
e: the Christmas classic. We watch it every year.
Best Christmas movie ever made.
I've been meaning to watch that! Somehow I've never gotten around to it
My dad used to ask me to scratch his bald spot when I was like gradeschool age. 25+ years later, he's still just that small spot in the back. My mom cuts his hair now, keeps it fairly short but I don't think it's even that noticeable now that it's all gray
For me it was when wind started becoming my enemy lol
The baldies will always be superior to the shavies. They know who they are and do not need to "craft" themselves by looking like Mister Clean. Hunter S. Thompson knew.
Hey now, I'd consider shavies as just closeted baldies lol. Just give them time.
Might as well remove all the hair if ~90% of it is missing anyway. Or similarly, do something like my dad, who gets his hair cut really short so the bald spot is visible, but doesn't look weird.
I wish. I'm in my 40s and the hair hasn't thinned a bit, I vastly prefer a shaved head, and my hair grows stupidly fast.
I'm sure someone wishes they could trade follicles with you lol
I seriously grow hair like 3-4 times faster than anyone else in my family. I can shave my head and then have bangs giving my eyes in like 2 months.
On the plus side, I can go from clean-shaven to a decent-enough beard in under a week. On the downside, if I do shave my beard in the morning, it looks like it forgot to shave by the time I leave work.
Your username and pfp remind me about how Jean-Luc Picard is the number one reason I don't worry about balding.
"What if you go bald-" "Oh, like that one Starfleet captain I really like?"
when mine started visibly going by 23, i thought that at least it outlasted sir patrick's by a year.
Yeah "You mean like my idol??"
It’s so much easier being bald than it is being balding.
I got lucky, though, and look way better bald than I ever did with hair, even before I started balding. Should have been buzzing it my whole life.
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You know, I just realized how dumb it is that I grew up on TNG and yet have never written a bald dude into my sci-fi.
I need to stop sucking and do that.
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I can't wait for the cure for baldness and seeing the "bald" culture fight back against it.
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Being completely bald is kinda badass. Balding is some middle aged dad shit.
Depends on the shape of your head though. I got a close shave when I was a kid but my head was shaped weird. Friends didn't let me forget it either.
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