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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (3 children)

is this a real thing? like...do people really get so sexually charged they reach out to strangers for sex?

just jerk off into the toilet like a normal person and go about your day.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Goddamn, I love when you give me orders.

Would you wanna bone?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

only if you're ok using quartz sand as lube.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 hours ago

Is there any other kind?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's just sex on the beach, baby. Sold!

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Turns out Anakin betrayed Palpatine because the latter blew up the wrong planet....

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, yes. The human touch is excellent for stuff like sexting and erp with strangers on the internet. But also, that's what hookups are.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

hookups are two consenting individuals.

reaching out to a stranger that hasn't given consent or worse, just sending dick pics, is just weird.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ah I interpreted reaching out to strangers more broadly as including going to places where it's normal and expected behavior to pursue strangers for sex.

Dick pics I've just always assumed were about power like catcalling.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

that I can agree with.

nobody should be upset about getting hit on at a bar, because it's a social gathering place generally used for hookups.

but it's perfectly acceptable to get upset if you're hit on at work.

[–] Naho_Zako@piefed.zip 4 points 1 day ago

If rule34 and horny sub/community comments are to be believed, then yes. I genuinely can't understand why people wanna have phone sex with randos on image boards, but sure I guess. I always thought it was the ace in me, but thankfull others see it too I guess.