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[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Look, it's really simple. Master Chief's suit has a fleshlight built into it and Cortana can control it. It's called the autojacker. Read Fall of Reach, it's all in there.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

is that what they call jacking on to the matrix?

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Now you're getting the picture! That's also where Handsome Jack gets his name from