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[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (5 children)

Jesus cannot fuck Christ in the Christian mythology, this would imply one of them is an impostor.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Clearly you haven't understood the nature of the trinity. Father and son get to fucking and the holy ghost jerks off in the corner.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The holy Trinity is two in the pink, one in the stink.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

two in the feet, one in the hands

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (3 children)

it took me a second to get it but that's actually a good joke why are people downvoting you

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 6 days ago

This is fediverse manifest! What is the charge? Ridiculing a succulent necromancer? Why did you touch my special edition bible? This is the pseudon who touched my bible earlier.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I don't get the joke, sooooo.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

"Jesus fucking Christ"

Instead of "fucking" being an emphasis word, it's being interpreted as a verb in a sentence, as in Jesus is fucking Christ.

some people get really angsty when you make fun of their god, but have no problems throwing stones at yours

yes he can. his full name is Jesus Fucking Christ In The Handholes And Footholes. We just call him JC Penny because he turns tricks (water into wine, raising the dead) on the cheap

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He could fuck someone else who's been anointed

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Some really oily sex

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 3 points 6 days ago

That's not what YHWH & Spirit said last night at our sermon.