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[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 75 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Republicans when they realize they are “the machine”

[–] normanwall@lemmy.world 104 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Wow Paul Ryan really just vanished, huh?

Remember those photos of him posing as working out? So strange.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago

Dude moved on to the Fox board of directors and private equity.

If he was any more machine he’d have Roomba written on his ass.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My theory was that he dipped out of the GOP spotlight to plan his return post-Trump and play the part of the reasonable conservative.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When he returns to the GOP, it will be unrecognizable. It will be like Charlton Heston discovering the Statue of Liberty in Planet of the Apes.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

we said they'd blow it all up damn you blow it all to hell

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago

I agree with your theory, but I also agree with starik.

Ryan is never going to be relevant again. I think the kingmaker at the 2028 Convention with be MTG. She dropped out before this war started, and won't have to run in 2026. I look for her to become an omnipresent talking head, bemoaning how MAGA was sold out by Trump.

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

I completely forgot about that twink until just now

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I know this post was supposed to be about "Every breath You take" and "Hey ya", but these days "Born in the USA" and "Fortunate son" sung by conservatives come to mind.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

born in the usa is the most american song of all time

Reagan used Born in the USA as a campaign song.

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Yea, but a chatbot can dream, right?