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A lot of these are just normal things people say. Like, "what's the damage" is just a normal way to ask a price in English.
⬆️ This guy's a dad
I'm a single woman with no kids. :(
That's what you thought. Now you know you're a dad!
Your dad would be proud!
My dad always used to say to me "how much is this gunna rip me off" when looking for the price tag/sticker in store. I didnt realise this was tounge in cheek until when i started to venture out on my own, i said this to a shopkeeper and got this look from him... Instantly realised my mistake.