Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

You're about to have 48 more kids?

[–] MaXsteri@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

No, there's two kids who are both about to turn 50. Dad is of unknown age.

[–] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 13 hours ago

Well he'd have to be at least 50