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At least at a PC you can type in the number to get it there quick. Those kinds of selection inputs on a phone suck. Like so much.
I just do January first of however far it goes with a quick swipe.
The distressing part is how that's shifted from saying I'm way older than I am to saying I'm way younger than I am.
Younger....older....I'm all ages and nonexistant at the same time. I am a simple concept. I am insanity. I have 47 arms, 362 penises, 926 vaginas, and 626 totally new genitalia of my own unique creation which I haven't named yet.
I drive an F1 racecar to my job on the moon making space biscuits for cowboys and indians that fight each other on Jupitor.
Your mere mortal laws do not apply to me! I'm inside everybodys butthole, making it itch when you're giving a public speech.
Oh. Is that what it was?
That's a lot of combined urethrae. How do you decide which to pee out of?
User name checks out.