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[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 70 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

We can’t all be as enlightened a thinker as you, FistingEnthusiast.

[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 50 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

.. And here I am thinking FistingEnthusiast and FartMaster69 must surely have a lot in common.

When will I learn to never make assumptions on the internet ~sigh~

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

You can’t fart through a clenched fist.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

I'll need photographic evidence of this

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 14 points 19 hours ago

Oh yes you can

[–] X@piefed.world 27 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Well not with that attitude…

[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 8 points 17 hours ago

They are a master, they would know

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world -4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Some people choose stupidity

Sadly, that stupidity leaks into other facets of life, like anti-vax bullshit and the like

It's no different to belief in any of the invisible men living in the clouds, it's just trendy among those who avoid soap.

[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

That's cool if you don't believe in it. But it's weird to position yourself smug and superior to others, when your name is FistingEnthusiast.

Idk man, some people like fisting, others like occultism. At least reading a tarot card or summoning a goetic demon doesn't have the capacity to rip my holes open ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 hours ago

summoning a goetic demon doesn't have the capacity to rip my holes open

Well, my study of the Lesser Key of Solomon was a total waste of time then.