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[–] CanadaPlus@futurology.today 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Outing yourself as a Windows abstainer isn't the worst thing, I guess.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah but it's like saying the iPhone sucks because it doesn't have copy and paste lol

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 2 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

IPhones dont have copy and paste???

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

They didn't at launch. It was a perk of Android at the time

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

It was bigger than copy/paste really, there were no contextual menus at all yet. So no place to stick the commands.

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 1 points 11 hours ago

They do.

Source: posting from an iPhone