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[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 86 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Parents bragging about their kids is really sweet actually. Just as long as its about each kid individually and not like some weird collectors complex

[–] Napster153@lemmy.world 2 points 57 minutes ago

In the ye olden times, we'd rejoice over a successful birth, but modern medical care means that preganancy and birth is at its least fatalistic.

People had reasons to celebrate birth pre-1800s. Now, well...

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 77 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (2 children)

"we're going for a boy this time around! Fingers crossed!"

That shit always makes me think of card collecting or something.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 31 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 15 points 16 hours ago

Me too! I considered weighing my wife before opening because I heard the rare ones have a slightly heavier weight. But she got really mad when I suggested that so I guess I'll just play it fair and see what happens in 9 months.

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 2 points 14 hours ago

The implicstion with a shiny would be that she cheated.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 14 hours ago

This is our second; Nat.

Natural 1.

[–] some_guy 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

"I orgasmed in my wife seven times!"

[–] Janx@piefed.social 4 points 11 hours ago

I only finished in her twice!