Man, I thought I couldn't agree harder than the audiophile meme a few minutes ago. I was wrong.
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Breedpilled kidmaxxer or however they call it now
I swear to God that I will spit on the first person to try and communicate at me using these words. I will clear my nose.
Gross. And sad.
I disagree. I think 4chan is a disgusting cesspit and anything stemming from there should be purged.
Getting offspringmogged by a serial reproducer
Why is this really Ooo-coded, something Finn would say in Adventure Time. Almost like we adopted the language of the apocalypse because we are experiencing an apocalyptic extinction of human life from war, soon to be nukes, and global warming
Ahh to choose the spawnmogged sterilecel life… I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Parents bragging about their kids is really sweet actually. Just as long as its about each kid individually and not like some weird collectors complex
"I orgasmed in my wife seven times!"
I only finished in her twice!
"we're going for a boy this time around! Fingers crossed!"
That shit always makes me think of card collecting or something.
I hope you roll a shiny :D
Me too! I considered weighing my wife before opening because I heard the rare ones have a slightly heavier weight. But she got really mad when I suggested that so I guess I'll just play it fair and see what happens in 9 months.
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This is our second; Nat.
Natural 1.
No no, go ahead and brag a little. It makes both of us happier about our different life choices.
Shoulda told him "Way to go, you and your wife have now doubled your replacement value. Now unless you're planning on losing half of them to plague, famine, and war, you're literally contributing to doubling the population density."
Don't have any kids, never wanted kids, zero regrets.
Not worth bragging when you only do the easy (and fun) part of making children....
If they are actively going for a 4th, then he's done something right. Raising 3 kids, with an unhelpful husband would be enough to put most women off having a 4th. Hell, even with a helpful husband!
Andrea Yates would beg to differ.
Don't worry about what will happen next, just keep going.
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