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[–] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 17 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (3 children)

He could've just peed into a jug instead, and then turned that into wine, right? I mean, it's mostly water.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Wonder what they would have called Data? Still ugly, of course, but he's certainly not a bag of mostly water!

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Are you sure that his bodily systems aren't heat-sunk with water as a coolant?

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Possible, although it's never been revealed. He's always looked very dry when opened up.

True, though any engineer capable of the delicate manufacture of a positronic brain should be a master of cable management.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

For that matter, so is wine ...

[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 2 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

If Jesus turns the water in wine to wine, what do you get?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago
[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)
[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 14 hours ago
[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 2 points 14 hours ago
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 14 hours ago

Don't be silly, Jesus didn't pee, he was the lamb of God. Or some stupid shit.