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[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 31 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I want to coldcock that guy so hard

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 13 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I'll do you one better and hotcock him

~~hang on wait a second~~

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

One more better:

Spatchcock him

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Even better, slash cock him.

Though really he should be in a prison on the world's best healthcare to keep him alive and in a cell for as long as humanly possible.

[–] CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Even even better, since that pesky slavery thing is still around, let’s make him work at mcdonalds and pay for his own medical care from what little he earns. Even copays.

I mean we little people are supposed to be able to do it with rent and food and stuff as well, surely he can do -just- medical, right?

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Whoa whoa lets not get crazy here

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 15 points 17 hours ago

He’s got a really punchable face!