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Do US next.
Nah, we are going to spend the money hurting people instead.
Because humans are an always evil race.
They're shortcircuiting lol
Nah, they've lost any sense of Aigency and independent thought to an LLM.
You don't say...
Self awareness is not a feature of these idiots.
Because their leaders are usually narcissists.
Fun fact. US spending on social welfare programs as a percentage of GDP is over six times what is spent on military...but it's still 22nd in the world.
Also, USA only 18th as a percentage of GDP on military spending.
That says more about the US gdp than anything.
Isn't the US military spending still more than the next like 6 country's combined?
Healthscams are out of control
Really?
Meanwhile El Taco be saying he wants to kill Medicare and daycare to pay for more bombs to drop on Iran.
We don't have federal daycare programs of any significance that I am aware of
Sure we do. It's called Congress.
I want to coldcock that guy so hard
He’s got a really punchable face!
I'll do you one better and hotcock him
~~hang on wait a second~~
One more better:
Spatchcock him
Even better, slash cock him.
Though really he should be in a prison on the world's best healthcare to keep him alive and in a cell for as long as humanly possible.
Even even better, since that pesky slavery thing is still around, let’s make him work at mcdonalds and pay for his own medical care from what little he earns. Even copays.
I mean we little people are supposed to be able to do it with rent and food and stuff as well, surely he can do -just- medical, right?
Whoa whoa lets not get crazy here
At least they are spending it on defense instead of invading countries on the other side of globe.
I mean, it's Iran. They've certainly spent it on numerous unwelcome proxy wars, including sending literal thousands of IRGC members to fight for Assad in the Syrian Civil War.
Did he actually say this?
Projection levels out of this world
NASA is hiring their projection levels to build a ladder to outer space.
But why spend money on people when you can make arms companies stock go up
Hey now, arms companies are people too.
i mean legally they are, unironically
If they can't afford health insurance let them buy arms companies stocks.
Don't worry, we've come a long way since 2014, when a bunch of wimps who took the whole 'Cross of Iron' speech from some commie in the 1950s seriously and reduced the defense budget. We've doubled it since, and it's being proposed to increase it by another 50% in the next few years!
Almost there...
Yes, just imagine.🙄
Was it r/selfawarewolves or "so close" or something like that?
Every US/Israeli accusation is a confession has to be a law of physics at this point.