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Neckbeard rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 10 months ago by xxxSexMan69xxx@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 104 points 10 months ago

The good thing about this is that I will never attract these guys.

[-] wheresmypillow@lemmy.one 70 points 10 months ago

Tell me about your philtrum.

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 53 points 10 months ago

It... exists

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 40 points 10 months ago

Wrong answer! You're a -10/10, now you will never know my girth

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 30 points 10 months ago

That's fine, I know my own

[-] ChrisLicht@lemm.ee 18 points 10 months ago

Party on, girth.

[-] Signtist@lemm.ee 17 points 10 months ago

Congrats! You don't have fetal alcohol syndrome!

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago

Well, that's good

[-] Jumi@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

That's hot

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago

I guess

[-] Touching_Grass@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Curious

[-] Prethoryn@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Oh no your lack of belief in my actractiveness to you has made me attracted to you.

What do you do?

Roll a d20 this is a DnD scenario now.
Ew, well I am not attracted to you, internet stranger.
Wait, what if you were a woman? That would be less icky.
Ugh comments like this prove humanity has gone backward.

I am bored all of these are acceptable answers...

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 11 points 10 months ago

I'll take the d20 roll

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

you rolled 19 + modifiers

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago

I'm gonna be honest, I have no idea what that means

[-] ToastyMedic@reddthat.com 3 points 10 months ago

A Critical success, just shy of an overwhelming critical success.

[-] Prethoryn@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

You rolled a 6. This is a failed roll.

You feel slightly uneasy as if power is being drawn to you. You begin to become more attractive. Suddenly, incels are messaging you. Trying to convince you that they are better than other men. This situation is getting out of hand. You wonder why they are all neckbeards. Where is all this "chivalry" coming from. Why are there so many fedoras in the profile pictures. The overwhelming thought of all things wrong with these men begin to weigh on you... What if... No you couldn't do that... What if you just blocked them? Would that be possible? According to Elon Musk you shouldn't be able to but then again he also seems like an incel.