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[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 104 points 10 months ago

The good thing about this is that I will never attract these guys.

[-] wheresmypillow@lemmy.one 70 points 10 months ago

Tell me about your philtrum.

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 53 points 10 months ago
[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 40 points 10 months ago

Wrong answer! You're a -10/10, now you will never know my girth

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 30 points 10 months ago

That's fine, I know my own

[-] ChrisLicht@lemm.ee 18 points 10 months ago

Party on, girth.

[-] Signtist@lemm.ee 17 points 10 months ago

Congrats! You don't have fetal alcohol syndrome!

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[-] Touching_Grass@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago
[-] Prethoryn@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Oh no your lack of belief in my actractiveness to you has made me attracted to you.

What do you do?

  1. Roll a d20 this is a DnD scenario now.

  2. Ew, well I am not attracted to you, internet stranger.

  3. Wait, what if you were a woman? That would be less icky.

  4. Ugh comments like this prove humanity has gone backward.

I am bored all of these are acceptable answers...

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 11 points 10 months ago
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[-] Xanvial@lemmy.one 77 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This is satire, right?

right?

[-] Kolrami@lemmy.world 55 points 10 months ago

It's not. That subreddit is garbage. The mods legit ban people if the user rates people higher than the mod wants.

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[-] kartonrealista@lemmy.world 59 points 10 months ago

You could present those guys with a supermodel or the fucking platonic ideal of a woman and they would go "that's 7.1 at most, stop overrating"

[-] at_an_angle@lemmy.one 39 points 10 months ago

You get these guys in a room with any objectively good-looking woman in real life, and they would freeze up.

[-] mustardman@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 10 months ago

They don't freeze in fear. They freeze because they are analyzing that philtrum.

[-] solinus@lemmy.cafe 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

they have a point

clearly cute nerdy girls with glasses or tomboys are superior smh 😤😤.

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 23 points 10 months ago

I don't care if it's knitting or being a tank mechanic, a girl nerding out over her interests is hella cute.

Or anyone else, for that matter.

[-] eodur@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

100%, nerding is hot. That look of excitement and focus does a whole lot.

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 14 points 10 months ago

Right? A person telling you all about that thing they're passionate about is straight up beaming when they do it, I love it.

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[-] Vlaxtocia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 56 points 10 months ago

MFers out here rating women like they're dogs at fucking crufts

[-] 1984@lemmy.today 34 points 10 months ago

Didn't she post the picture and asked people to rate her?

I agree that it's ridiculous and insane but if she asked for being superficially rated and she gets that.... You really can't blame the guys rating her.

Almost everyone is uglier than this girl anyway. If she is a 7, we are 3. :)

[-] wetnoodle@sopuli.xyz 67 points 10 months ago

most posts on there are incels taking pics from girls social media and pretending to post as the girl

[-] VelvetGentleman@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

This does not make it less moral, just more sad.

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[-] cubedsteaks@lemmy.today 14 points 10 months ago

Didn’t she post the picture and asked people to rate her?

more like a bot posted that picture.

[-] ssfckdt@mastodon.cloud 46 points 10 months ago

why did you have to expose me to this nonsense

[-] SternburgExport@feddit.de 39 points 10 months ago
[-] Nikki@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago
[-] Venomnik0@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago

Actually she's quite a 8 or 9 rather for my score. You should checkout my ratemywomen page as well /s

[-] OmegaMouse@feddit.uk 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

No way, please tell me that subreddit is satire 😱

[-] wetnoodle@sopuli.xyz 39 points 10 months ago

nah unfortunately it's a safe space for incels

[-] LostDeer@infosec.pub 21 points 10 months ago

Is that why the text they wrote was so disturbing to read? Have they lived in an echo chamber for so long that they think it’s okay to talk about a person like they’re a cadaver. F’ing creepy

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 22 points 10 months ago

On one hand, rating peoples' appearance is the whole point of that subreddit, but on the other hand... My God, do these guys have a talent for making it disgustingly creepy.

I wouldn't even expect actual cosmetic surgeons to talk like that.

[-] xxxSexMan69xxx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 10 months ago

They rate according to extremely rigid rules which, aside from being racist, are ridiculously unfair.

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[-] flamingmongoose@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 10 months ago

What do you have to look like to achieve more than a 7? A biblically accurate angel?

[-] toiletwhole@feddit.de 23 points 10 months ago

Totally would hit that.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Yes. Specifically this one

[-] key@lemmy.keychat.org 10 points 10 months ago

Too many eyes but not fat or disfigured. 4/10.

The whole thing is designed to allow them to call people (especially women) "mid". They arbitrarily chose to use a gaussian distribution pattern so they had an excuse not to give anyone a score beyond 6s.

But real answer is be a hugely successful fashion model who the sub creator found attractive. Then their "objective rating standards" would include arbitrary criteria to bundle your face in. The whole sub could be replaced with a trivial ML model if it were actually about just giving their "objective" ratings. The internal weights used by the ML model would make about as much sense as the crap spouted in the screenshot.

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[-] Abnorc@lemm.ee 30 points 10 months ago

I’m tentatively giving her an 8 but I need to see the MRI and CT scan to be certain.

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[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 10 months ago

oh yeah this is why im sapphic

[-] tram1@programming.dev 21 points 10 months ago

this is actually insanity...

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

Idk she’d be prettier if she talked to a therapist about her insecurity in her appearance

[-] EnderMB@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

I know most Lemmy user's have a hate boner for Reddit for many other reasons than this, but IMO all of the /r/AmIUgly, /r/AmISexy, /r/rateme, and other rating subreddits are an absolute cancer on the site.

90% of posts are from new accounts with questionable verification methods, with the others being people trying to shill their OF profiles. I can accept that, but what really boils my piss is that almost all of the comments follow this pattern:

  • Slating anyone remotely attractive for being attention seeking, or posting incorrectly on a sub "intended for ugly people", all while that person only comments on the attractive people.
  • Obvious negging, as if giving some super attractive girl a 6/10 is going to make them jump into their DM's and ask "what can I do to be better for you sempai?"
  • The inevitable stalking of their account, attempt to give into their DM's, or reverse image search that ends up with a post on these subs gaining you 100 new IG followers and some thirsty cunts liking and commenting on your pics.
  • Toxic behaviour when someone tries to actually be nice, or to offer some friendly advice. If I had a penny for every time a woman commented on a post on those subs with some advice, only for some guy to shit on them and say "lol no they need to go to the gym"

Obviously, these subs are going to exist, but they just make me end up hating people, because it's always the same pattern.

[-] CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 16 points 10 months ago

Dudes out here comparing phrenology notes like that shit still valid.

[-] Commiunism@lemmy.wtf 15 points 10 months ago
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[-] Anti_Weeb_Penguin@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago

I'm giving her a 11 out of 10

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