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I have a theory about this place. I have noticed a theme of owls. Several users are named after owls or have owls in their profile pictures. But why? Why would a site named after bears use so much owl iconography?

Let's think about owls. People like owls, they're cute and fluffy. They look like cats. They're wise. But they are also sneaky, silent predators. They operate under the cover of darkness and swoop down on their unsuspecting prey before they even know what hit them.

Believe it or not, this makes owls the perfect symbol for a tankie instance. I think that's why these people like them. Think about it. They pretend to be nice and friendly to get LGBTQI+ people to let their guard down, and then, like a scheming owl, strike them with Marxist brainwashing.

Leftists are like owls in the way that they pretend to offer something comforting and friendly, but they are secret predators ready to take what is yours. Do not trust them. I don't have any evidence of Hexbear doing anything bigoted, but it's only a matter of time. The owls are hiding something.

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[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 34 points 11 months ago
[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago

Don’t listen to her. Go see a downstairs doctor.

[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

Good opportunity to enjoy that i'm finally seeing my downstairs doctor less than two weeks from now to discuss how i can become post hog.

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

party-blob hexbear-trans party-blob hell yeah girl, congratulations!

[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

It's gonna be a while until i get the whole in my pants situation sorted out, there's still one extra layer of gatekeeping and then at least a year on a waiting list ahead of me, but it still feels so good to have made it this far.

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

gatekeeping

meow-knife-trans bastards.

thankfully there hasn't been a barrier built that can stop the glorious march of our trans comrades trans-heart i hope it passes in a flash!

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

Having to mod in character customisation to fix being stuck with whatever RNG attributes rolled at start really brings the game down. No wonder reviews gave it the worst score possible, 8/10.
trans-undertaleferal-hog

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