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thesis: 
antithesis: 
synthesis: 
The dialectic 
Can we teach @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to the magic of Wild Shape?
Day 1095 of trying to will myself into the shape of an owlbear
got a really strong feeling about day 1975, keep it up!
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It's completely true. That's why the greatest work of insidious LGBT+ propaganda in human history is literally named "The Owl House". We're hiding in plain sight, waiting to ambush unsuspecting cis straight people into wearing plaid shirts and doc martens with our freaky sex-magic shenanigans. Or in the case of our ace comrades, our freaky non-sex-magic shenanigans.
I have a thing for marginalized people. They're so creamy and delicious and my doctor said i had to cut down on butter they're almost as good
Marginalized people when butterized people walk into the room: 
Salty and buttery
I applaud your humanitarian efforts.
Let's think about owls. People like owls, they're cute and fluffy. They look like cats.
So what you are trying to say is that we shouldn't have outdoor owls?
we have owls like in harry potter because we actually love j.k. rowling
hexwig
post hogwarts
Don’t listen to her. Go see a downstairs doctor.
Good opportunity to enjoy that i'm finally seeing my downstairs doctor less than two weeks from now to discuss how i can become post hog.
hell yeah girl, congratulations!
It's gonna be a while until i get the whole in my pants situation sorted out, there's still one extra layer of gatekeeping and then at least a year on a waiting list ahead of me, but it still feels so good to have made it this far.
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Having to mod in character customisation to fix being stuck with whatever RNG attributes rolled at start really brings the game down. No wonder reviews gave it the worst score possible, 8/10.
you take that back
Oh fuck it all makes sense now.
Good bit
tankie
reactionary thought terminating cliche.
PS: Don't care if it's a bit, there's no tone indicator. Poe's law. Schrodinger's joke.
Owls aren't predators, they only kill creatures who God has fated to die, they're scavengers
I was wondering why lightning strikes every time an owl catches it's prey
I really only care about Stalin.
And Donald Trump. Mao, maybe, but that's it.
Statistically speaking you can safely extrapolate my opinion out for any and all hexbear users - I'm sure they would agree that I quite literally "speak for them".
This post needs tone markers /hj
Does Hèxbèar rēally cāre abòut mǎrginalized péople òr is it áll fāke?
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This is disinformation about owls. Nobody listen to FreedomFighter1312's, this is clearly one of Simon Cowell's alts.
Leftists are like owls in the way that they pretend to offer something comforting and friendly, but they are secret predators ready to take what is yours
owls don't lure anything or offer anything they are ambush predators but so are falcons. Owls don't pretend anything
also it's just a running joke because one of our users likes owls
I'm faking it. Don't know about everyone else.
Betraying everyone on this site the first and second chance I get.
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