[-] ChapoKrautHaus@hexbear.net 65 points 5 months ago

People who wear leather are more dangerous than you think

[-] ChapoKrautHaus@hexbear.net 71 points 5 months ago

Wait so there's NEW TikTok hearings? With that hapless TikTok CEO again? ("Sir, are you a sino-bolshevist traitor from Pee-king?" - "Uhm senator, I'm from Singapore...")

Please post many funny things from these hearings, had a blast last time.

[-] ChapoKrautHaus@hexbear.net 61 points 6 months ago

Genocide Joe really starting a third war? I can't believe it.

Death to America.

[-] ChapoKrautHaus@hexbear.net 56 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

And in 2002, the USA passed The American Service-Members' Protection Act (known informally as the "Hague Invasion Act"), wherein the USA authorized itself to order military action (including invading the Netherlands where the Hague is located) to protect and free Americans and their allies

Here's a fun lil game: guess how the following US senators voted on the Hague invasion act.

  1. Joe Biden
  2. Hillary Clinton
  3. Rick Santorum
  4. John McCain

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spoilerYay

Yay

Nay

Nay

[-] ChapoKrautHaus@hexbear.net 73 points 6 months ago

Am I getting this right that with the USS Carl Vincent underway, we will soon have three carriers in the vicinity of the Red Sea?

Hezbollah was a two-carrier militia threat. The Houthis are a three-carrier militia, according to the US Navy.

gigachad

[-] ChapoKrautHaus@hexbear.net 70 points 7 months ago

From America fuck yeah to this in less than 20 years.

Impressive, Mr. Neoliberal.

[-] ChapoKrautHaus@hexbear.net 56 points 7 months ago

Sir, a second Georgia has broken from our Soviet motherland!

second-plane

[-] ChapoKrautHaus@hexbear.net 56 points 7 months ago

Is this anti-chauvinist action?

[-] ChapoKrautHaus@hexbear.net 62 points 7 months ago

I once read this statistic how over the entire 17th century, at least 40,000 french noblemen killed each other in pointless duels.

Can we bring that back please?

[-] ChapoKrautHaus@hexbear.net 64 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This was a great meme back in 2011, kids.

[-] ChapoKrautHaus@hexbear.net 65 points 10 months ago

To celebrate one year of Joe Bidens America blowing up it's allies infrastructure and getting away with it virtually clean, I demand awarding a month-long maximum ultra cuck status to Olaf Scholz in the Chad-cuck rankings.

It's so baffling living in Germany, I'm still weirded out how nobody is even talking about it. "uhm yeah, that happened, was probably Russia, nevermind we didn't need it anyway..."

[-] ChapoKrautHaus@hexbear.net 70 points 11 months ago

Converting the libs with walls of text

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