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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by Philosoraptor@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net
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[-] commiecapybara@hexbear.net 78 points 8 months ago
[-] disheveledWallaby@lemmy.ml 39 points 8 months ago

Mentally he's a twelve year old nazi sympathizer incel with a god complex that has too much money.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 73 points 8 months ago

Watashi Wa xXxDaRk_nItExXx on these forums, you wish to duel me?

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 37 points 8 months ago

It would explain the x names for his kids

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 28 points 8 months ago

He peaked in the 90s, like most of the techbro ruling class, so he never wants to leave.

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago

Does he look like Ben Shapiro to anyone else or am I losing it?

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 8 months ago

I've seen people say it's a young Ben Shapiro too

[-] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

i thought this is shapiro

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 8 months ago

That's nodachi, historically very rare sword which was not used widely because it was designed for the footsoldiers to fight back cavalry charge - something which spear was way better at and the nodachi was so expensive (because the blade lenght it was very hard to forge) no footsoldier was able to afford that. Also almost nobody used it for dueling because it was too unwieldy.

Smh those nerds are surprisingy bad at nerding.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

My favorite part is the mismatched shoes.

[-] ChapoKrautHaus@hexbear.net 62 points 8 months ago

I once read this statistic how over the entire 17th century, at least 40,000 french noblemen killed each other in pointless duels.

Can we bring that back please?

[-] glans@hexbear.net 25 points 8 months ago

Give them all swords and gossip about what the others say behind their backs.

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 49 points 8 months ago

how is this guy suck a fucking loser

[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 30 points 8 months ago

It really is incredible.

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 45 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

There is a large graveyard filled with my enemies.

Yeah, it's called Sharpeville

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 44 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

When a billionaire apartheid prince is trying to "ironically" joke about killing people while already being indirectly responsible for the deaths of a lot of people. marx-joker

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 33 points 8 months ago
[-] Magician@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago

The Aristocrats, but it's just these freaks

[-] footfaults@hexbear.net 31 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

These are the kinds of pictures that you only share with friends.

Which means this guy has no friends and that's why he's posting them publicly

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

His friends are the ones that paid a few dollars for blue-check

[-] footfaults@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago

The parasocial relationship has been inverted

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 31 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Didn't this guy chicken out of fight with a nerd? Real scared.

Source: Am a nerd, but not that nerd.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago

The Zucc would have fucking demolished him. sicko-wistful

[-] Helmic@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

i hate them both but zucc would have permanently injured him. would have hit him in his head and he'd be punch drunk the rest of his life.

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 30 points 8 months ago

Elon listening to Many Men as he secludes himself in his penthouse after his net worth goes down by ten dollars

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

There are actually many graveyards filled with people Elon killed, but the weapon he wielded was poverty, exploitation and pollution, not sword.

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Please leave your bodyguards behind then coward

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 25 points 8 months ago

we're gonna need a bigger gulag

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago

Holy shit, can you link to the picture tweet as well, or the bitter mirror? I need to see this but I’m sure as shit not making a Xitter account.

[-] TupamarosShakur@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago

While you were doing drugs, I studied the blade

While you were engaged in premarital sex, I practiced the blade.

While you spent months at the gym for the sake of vanity, I used the blade

And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at your door, you’re all unprepared. Except for me. For I studied the blade.

[-] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 16 points 8 months ago
[-] TupamarosShakur@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago

Gonna bring back neckbeard memes specifically for Elon musk

[-] mustGo@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago
[-] Owl@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago
[-] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

just like me fr

[-] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago
[-] UnapologeticAnarchist@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

Someone needs to shut the cuck up!

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago
[-] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

Fucking hell im glad i went through my cringe years during shitty low bandwidth dialup internet and phone cameras that looked vaguely like actual pictures.

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

My eyes have just completed a thousand revolutions and have detached from their sockets

[-] BynarsAreOk@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

At the same time he went after the guy tracking his private jet flights on twitter.

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago

Stiff stance stevey

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