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Everyone with your exact job title in your industry vanishes, how long until awful things happen? (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by ericbomb@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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I'm a support engineer for dental software. So difficult issues won't get immediate resolutions, and instead development will actually have to fix things because offices will be crying at them for a fix instead of at me.

But the world won't end.

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[-] ryan@the.coolest.zone 20 points 11 months ago

Oh no, the Business Systems Analysts are gone. Whatever shall we do. Society won't survive like this. Who's gonna analyze business requirements for systems. A tragedy, to be sure. 😶

[-] RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Just reminds us of how much of a luxury you are and how much we appreciate having you around :)

[-] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Yeah. My team will keep producing software, but from now on its whatever the hell we feel like writing.

The good news is everything comes with a pinball mini-game Easter egg.

The bad news is nothing actually works.

Actually... This might be another one where I'm already living in this timeline and every BA I've met was my personal delusion created by my own brain trying to protect itself from the madness...

[-] Aliendelarge@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Please tell me the mini-game will work at least!

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