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[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 94 points 11 months ago

I searched for JRE the other day expecting a link to Java Runtime Environment.

Now Google thinks I like Joe fucking Rogan.

[-] TheLordHumungus@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

JRE, you are a fucking nerd. Java is for bitches /s

[-] riskable@programming.dev 24 points 11 months ago

This just in: 55% of women said they would not date a man that programs in Java.

My response: "Really? How is it not 85%‽ Factory.Factory jobs have been on the way out for decades..."

[-] TheLordHumungus@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

I know what all women want....

A guy who can escape Vim and save the file you are working on.

Some spicier women do prefer a man who uses Nano, but beware they can be wild!

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