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Disproving meritocracy every day (hexbear.net)

submitted 10 months ago by autismdragon@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] operacion_ogro@hexbear.net 61 points 10 months ago

I sometimes wonder if perhaps Rome was founded by two dudes who absolutely drank wolf milk

[-] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 41 points 10 months ago

I sometimes wonder if those dudes were the sons of mars

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

Okay, but here me out. What if all the soldiers of Thebes (the kinda coolish Greek one, not the hella coolish Egyptian one) were just the teeth of dragons, and they fought one another until only the strongest survived, and then those survivors became a middling city state that still got Spartans to STFU about being based at long last?

[-] HerbalGamer@lemm.ee 16 points 10 months ago

were just the teeth of dragons, and they fought one another until only the strongest survived,

then the dragon wakes up to find it's been grinding its teeth again

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago

The Rome is stored in the wolf

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

Nah, founding can only be done by one person unless you have paper to do it with (like the Founding Fathers), so chances are they fought to the death first