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[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 72 points 10 months ago

I think we have to stop considering every human life as a precious treasure and every child as a miracle to be protected at all cost.

Instead we should consider picking sides like we choose a starter Pokémon. Who's with me on team Bulbasaur-Palestine-Russia-Armenia, because I dig their super cool aesthetics?

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 10 months ago

We should just have Bulbasaur eat Israel and solve all our problems

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

Why doesn't Bulbasaur, the largest starter, simply not eat the others

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 10 months ago

bulbasaur eat pokemon, eevee inherit the earth

[-] pelya@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

More like Russia-Iran-North Korea. Palestine is just a convenient place for Iran to launch their missiles while claiming it's not them. Armenia only fights because Russia bribes them.

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 23 points 10 months ago

Fucking Pikachu apologists

[-] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 5 points 10 months ago

Hey, you're doing my G Bulbasaur dirty. Just take Charmander, will you

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