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Woman slams selfish paragliders who 'made her think Hamas were invading Doncaster' (www.mirror.co.uk)

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[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

"We investigated thoroughly and came away with no findings"

[-] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 months ago

“The lab results from the brain dissection were inconclusive, but the available data has lead us to formulate a new hypothesis. This sort of anomalously delusional thinking pattern may have been effected by excessive exposure to news and social media, but further research would be required.”

this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2023

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