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[-] Nice_Melt_Pleb@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

I'm just trying to figure out how to maintain my current diet and fuck myself every day without making a mess of all of my toys

[-] themagzuz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 10 months ago

the answer is douching and psylium husks :3

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Do you eat the psylium or shove it up your butt

[-] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 months ago

Oh god yes please, if you find out tell me, it takes so long to clean every time

[-] Nice_Melt_Pleb@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Right? It shouldn't be this difficult

[-] LeylaaLovee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 months ago

Bottom pro tip: eat half a block of cheese before having sex. Out of sight, out of mind

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