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[–] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 583 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Someone get this asshole to get into a submarine

[–] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 192 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If only more billionaires tried to visit the Titanic.

[–] fisco@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 99 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They all say they work well under pressure after all.

[–] Shotgun_Alice@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

And if they have trouble surfacing they can pull themselves up by their bootstraps

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A Titan submarine, right? We want nothing but best for dear old Elon.

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only the most "Innovative" of submersibles will do.

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

I don’t think anyone has ever made a submarine out of toilet paper tubes, masking tape and blu-tack. This is the peak of innovation.

[–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

In the Black Sea.

[–] malcyon@lemmy.world -5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wishing other human beings dead might be everything that's wrong with this world.

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure

[–] Rbnsft@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

Yeah humans. Not ppl with a god complex