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Last time, I used: "Anybody need anything while I'm out?" and that went over well. May not make it through this surgery on Friday, so I turn to Lemmy for top-notch suggestions for my potential last words!

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[-] Im_old@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago

"don't touch my junk" - "not bad for a first date" - "any message for the other side?" - "I'll let you know what the old man says" - "delete my browser history" - "I forgot the stove on"

[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

I like “delete my browser history.”

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago

I'm getting SRS next year. Idk if the first one would or wouldn't work, the second one could be spicy lol

[-] gothicdecadence@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

I'm also getting GCS next year and am peeping this thread for ideas lol

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

Fuck yeah! Happy for you <3

[-] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I hope it is everything you envision it to be, and I wish you the very best.

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

Thank you <3 I never thought I'd actually have the chance for anything like this but I managed to luck out at a tech job with good insurance. It's all still a bit wild to me that it is even an option

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