this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2023
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[–] wombatula@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Imagine, someone who refers to women as 'fembots' can't find a girlfriend. So weird.

[–] papabobolious@feddit.nu 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's from r9k, robot9000. Everyone is referred to as a robot.

[–] wombatula@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That's silly, also lol now people are downvoting because I don't know about this random weird habit, completely in sync with this post.

Yes you're right downvoters, I should have known the thing that I just learned from someone replying to me, very logical voting.

[–] GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have a rule that if it's 4chan, it's gonna have some silly quirky lingo involved. The communities there get weird. They do not speak like regular people, so I give them a little bit more of a pass. Fembot is weird enough to get a pass, especially in the desperate, sad context of the post.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sure. That makes it all better.

[–] papabobolious@feddit.nu 5 points 1 year ago
[–] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought it was a typo and he meant femboy

[–] papabobolious@feddit.nu 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He would probably settle for that too either way

[–] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

It would have been quite sweet really.
Anon gets his voice files, femboy gets validation for his feminine sounding voice.
I think I'll stick with this version in my head.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Anon knows there are no women on 4Chan. It is known.