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[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 270 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

One teacher allowed girls bathroom breaks without a question but not guys and we thought it was bc girls can't hold pee in since they don't have dicks.

If you can't tell sex ed doesnt exist in this part of the world

Hell that's not even sex ed but anatomy ig

[-] iso@lemy.lol 38 points 8 months ago
[-] callouscomic@lemm.ee 206 points 8 months ago

Every so often, girls need to release evil demons within them or else they'll be consumed by hellfire. Everybody knows this.

[-] iso@lemy.lol 35 points 8 months ago

This explains everything. The reason I never saw her after the first date is because she was consumed by evil demons ☹️

[-] Spuddaccino@reddthat.com 112 points 8 months ago

Period flow can happen without warning, and even if there is a warning, it's not usually something that girls are comfortable enough with to want to announce the reason in front of a classroom.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 78 points 8 months ago

It's not like you want to announce diarrhea either

[-] Camilo@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 8 months ago

I liked your comment myself, but I wished period was more normalized and not seeing as something "disgusting" or "embarrassing"

[-] stevehobbes@lemm.ee 26 points 8 months ago

I don’t get diarrhea every 4 weeks. Do you?

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 55 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

No it's more frequent than that

[-] rgb3x3@beehaw.org 10 points 8 months ago

Maybe lay off the Arby's for a while.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago
[-] rgb3x3@beehaw.org 4 points 8 months ago

Oh, a low-tier fast food restaurant in the US. That joke will be funny to some people.

[-] netburnr@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago

Lucky you not having IBD or Crohns

[-] russjr08@outpost.zeuslink.net 13 points 8 months ago

Yep... I was about to say "Oh just watch me try not to!"

[-] jet@hackertalks.com 8 points 8 months ago
[-] interolivary@beehaw.org 1 points 8 months ago

What the hell do they put in those tacos, exactly

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago
[-] interolivary@beehaw.org 1 points 8 months ago

Ah, long pork tacos, my favorite

[-] Damage@feddit.it 8 points 8 months ago

Eh depends on how explosive it is, those nearby may deserve a warning

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 8 months ago
[-] Blizzard@lemmy.zip 40 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Then why is it called menstruation and not womenstruation? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[-] mondoman712@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Why are they called women and not wowomen?

[-] iso@lemy.lol 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Oh that! I thought it was still something about pee I don’t know because of the context 😄

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