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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 63 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Eat them because mangoes are delicious.

[–] CannedTuna@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] deus@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When life gives you mangos, don’t make mangonade. Make life take the mangos back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn mangos, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager!

[–] NeuronautML@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

I'll have my engineers invent a combustible mango to burn your house down! With the mangoes!

[–] LesMotsBalaises@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When life gives you mangoes, make mangonade.

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] kratoz29@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Do shit posting.

[–] flerp@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

invest in bidets

[–] LesMotsBalaises@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

Start a shitake mushroom culture.

Get started here

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

I like manstays more.

[–] Sage_the_Lawyer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ha, word for word the comment I wanted to make. Mangoes are truly S tier.

And they allegedly (couldn't find any real scientific studies, but tons of results like this) have an added benefit too, for any marijuana enthusiasts who may be around. https://autoflowering-cannabis.com/does-mango-make-you-higher/

[–] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 years ago

So we should be making mango cheesecakes instead of brownies?

[–] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm probably the only one who thinks they have an unpleasant undertaste.

[–] 31337@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nah, they kinda taste like cantaloupe to me, which I also do not like.

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Is that a genetic thing, like coriander?