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Call me a taxi (lemmy.world)

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[-] TheRaven@lemmy.ca 158 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The person is in their contacts as Dad, yet the dad says “Thanks dad”. Who’s the dad?

[-] nieceandtows@programming.dev 71 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The dad just named his son after himself.

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 8 points 8 months ago

Mail men hate this one trick!

[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

We are all dad on this blessed day

[-] beforan@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

Speak for yourself

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

Homosexual parents doing that thing where parents call each other Mom/Dad? Non-orientable DDLD relationship?

this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2023

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