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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by frippa@lemmy.ml to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

Seriously, "Ensure the CEO sleeps before a certain time"

With all those skills, tasks and resposabilites they're asking for a fucking full-stack babysitter...

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[-] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 113 points 1 year ago

How is a person who can't manage their own meals and bedtime able to manage a company?

[-] frippa@lemmy.ml 66 points 1 year ago

As per the post it's a shit coin company; the "CEO" is gonna work at McDonald's in a couple of ~~years~~ months.

[-] SlikPikker@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 year ago

It's almost like the management class are mainly unproductive parasites who can't wipe their own asses.

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Tbf it looks very suspicious, Malaysia, No family, no place of residency, coin something....

This type of jobs do exist but no company would look for this kind of job with so much responsability and access to sensitive information on likedin. Those type of jobs are either internal promotion or head hunted with classified information until later in the interview process

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