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[-] Kolrami@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

Also, most apex predators are heavy sleepers because they have absolutely nothing to be scared of when they're asleep. As an example, male lions sleep for 18-20 hours a day.

[-] quatschkopf34@feddit.de 26 points 1 year ago

Well, it sure as fuck will wake up if you stab its eye out. If I had to bet I still would pick the one-eyed angry T-Rex.

[-] Kolrami@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Recent studies have shown their top speed is about the same as humans. You could:

wait for him to sleep
poke an eye out
run to safety
Repeat steps 1 2 3
Finish him after you take advantage of the rest of the month of free food and accomodations.

[-] Dave@lemmy.nz 27 points 1 year ago

I love how you have a plan that gets you $500 million, but you just have to have to take advantage of that free rent in a shack before time runs out.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 year ago

Hey, don't look a gift t-rex in the mouth

[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

If they win the lottery, they're the one who will be able to stay rich.

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