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[-] LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 188 points 1 year ago

Man she'd be really hot if her eyelashes were longer.

There. I just said it. Now this post is a LIE

[-] dramaticcat@discuss.tchncs.de 59 points 1 year ago

๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฏ

[-] dadGPT@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago
[-] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 84 points 1 year ago

I thought we'd already covered this..

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

Kel is the sole reason I call everyone dude, and I really wish everyone remembered this 90s gem.

[-] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Good burger 2 coming out soon. They are back baby!

[-] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I hope they really drive the everyone-is-dude point this time even if it's so heavy handed that the right cancels it for being woke.

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Damn that's next week too. Just watched the trailer, and, uh, fuck it i'll watch it lol

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

We are approaching the day when more people were born after kel evangelized about dudes from the counter, than before

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

That's fine but I'm a woman and I feel uncomfortable when people call me "dude."

[-] M500@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago
[-] Skates@feddit.nl 11 points 1 year ago

So, a few things:

  1. No way to prove you're a dude.
  2. Post is still not a lie, as your statement followed the post. You can't say that someone in the year 1900 was a liar if they said "no man has walked on the moon".
  3. Technically you wrote it, not said it. Therefore your comment is a LIE
[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

In 1900 no man had walked on the moon yet. Wouldn't be a lie if in 1900 someone said "No man has walked on the moon."

[-] Skates@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago

Yup, that's the point I was making as well

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

This is 2023. Everyone's a dude, dude.

[-] cor@slrpnk.net 1 points 5 months ago

writing is a valid form of speech, and protected under the first amendment

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Okay now you have to follow through. Go out and marry one of those falsie-long-lashes freaks. No divorces allowed. You must gaze adoringly into her eyes at least twenty times a day for the rest of your life.

[-] metaStatic@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

I have made a terrible mistake

[-] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social -1 points 1 year ago

But he said true story. It's the incel code.

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