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Did anybody ever read the later, weirder Dune books where they reveal that the bene tleilaxu's axolotl tanks are just what remains of their female members? That's what's in that bunker on Epstein island. They honeypot young white girls and then drug them and strap them to tables where they use IVF techniques and fertility drugs to force them to continually produce rich losers like Noam Chomsky and Bill Gates' quintuplets. Then they move the children to incubators as soon as they're viable and raise them in secret bunkers so that after the apocalypse these 'superior' specimens can emerge to rule what's left of humanity.
This is the secret they killed Epstein to protect.
I've never read the Dune books but I've always thought they're doing this by default
The Honored Matres are returning from The Scattering! Miles Teg always did the last thing anyone expected in his Ixian no-ship. Always with the unexpected.
(This is most of what I remember from Chapterhouse: Dune, aside from Miles Teg wasting a bunch of randos with a laser gun.)
Also Leto in God Emperor of Dune falling in love with Hwi Noree, who is Asian and has almond-shaped eyes. But he can’t love her because it would take like a thousand years to change back into a dude. (Smdh, Herbert so speciesist for not favoring sandworm-human romantic relationships.) And then (spoiler) the fish women push him off a cliff and blast him with lasers (I think) and he turns back into sand trout.
You remembered all that and forgot about vaginal pulsing?
I agree with both of those statements