This is like part of a bit someone would use to parody a serial killer

A: "Their dying wish was that I mince them up, dissolve them in a barrel of hydrofluoric acid, and then dump that acid into a canal"

B: "Why were they dying?"

A: "Oh, uhh, they stabbed themselves a bunch with this knife"

B: "Are those your initials engraved into the handle?"

A: "..."

B: "Why'd you just throw the knife into the canal?"

A: "To honor the dead"