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Tokyo taxi driver arrested for allegedly running into and killing pigeon (www3.nhk.or.jp)

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[-] OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world 53 points 8 months ago

"Ozawa has reportedly admitted that the charge is true. He told the officials that roads belong to humans and pigeons are the ones who should get out of the way."

Shut and close case boys. Pack that sick FUCK away for life and may pigeon God have mercy on his soul.

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

Only acceptable response is death by taxi.

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