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I heard it for Michael Jackson first (startrek.website)

submitted 8 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[-] CarlsIII@kbin.social 20 points 8 months ago

Rod Stewart’s pumped stomach is unimpressed

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I heard that one too!

Apparently he addressed it himself:

"I have never orally pleasured even a solitary sailor, let alone a ship's worth in one evening. And I have never had my stomach pumped, either of naval-issue semen or of any other kind of semen."

[-] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

What's this one about?

[-] CarlsIII@kbin.social 12 points 8 months ago

Something about needing his stomach pumped because there was too much semen in it.

[-] rckclmbr@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

I heard this but about Britney Spears

[-] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

that's a lot of semen

[-] 4am@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

Heard it for Gwen Stefani

[-] SoupyHappenstance@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Heard it was Lil Kim

[-] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Heard that was Marc Almond

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