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Capitalism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human anus

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[-] Extrasvhx9he@lemmy.today 16 points 8 months ago

If you breathe on it wrong it'll tear a hole right through it. Hope there's soap

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 22 points 8 months ago

It actually took great care to pull out enough for the picture. I typically can't extract more than one (1) thin square of tissue at a time

I've heard of single-ply, but this is more like 0.25-ply

[-] bleistift2@feddit.de 22 points 8 months ago

So you need to use lots of extra time to wipe your ass? Sounds like a reasonable business decision.

[-] Feirdro@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago
  • typical business decision.

Make policy first, don’t ever measure the effects.

[-] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 7 points 8 months ago

One of these two options results in lowering a line item in a budget, the other is just a vague decline in productivity and employee retention.

[-] theodewere@kbin.social 8 points 8 months ago

shareholder-ply

[-] Bonehead@kbin.social 7 points 8 months ago

The key is not to pull the toilet paper itself, but press on the roll to turn it as you carefully draw out the toilet paper with the other hand.

Source: I once worked for a really bad travel insurance company that used the same toilet paper supplier.

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 6 points 8 months ago

Believe me, I wish I could, but the hood on the dispenser prohibits this approach

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago

A prostate exam with every wipe

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