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[-] Whoresradish@lemmy.world 50 points 11 months ago

The customer wants the brand new website we are building them to be able to load data from several types of excel files and then email them an excel file with results. Please shoot me...

[-] Patches@sh.itjust.works 15 points 11 months ago

Sometimes it's okay to fire a client.

[-] WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

Like... into the sun with an oversized circus cannon?

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Some of my clients I'd like to actually set on fire

[-] droans@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

What's the use case?

Like for anything financial, Excel files are preferable.

Although I will say this. Companies are lying when they say they want Excel exports. They don't. They want CSV but they don't know the difference.

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

That's... a normal usecase? Importing exporting excel files?

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Customer wants a database, but has the MBA learning disability? Yes, literally the primary use of excel. Microsoft would go bankrupt without MBA brain rot.

[-] Patches@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

My client has an MBA. Please be gentle with him

My sides. ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] Whoresradish@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

It can be sometimes. I do a simple import in one of my personal projects. In case for the client, for over 20 years they have used excel to make all CRUD changes and now they get to build a brand spanking new website to do all of those CRUD changes and they still want to do it in excel.

[-] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

That makes sense if they're transitioning people who have been doing it the old way for 20 years.

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