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[-] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 229 points 9 months ago

“Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing Steam”

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 65 points 9 months ago

"it's a big company with lots of games in its store. But that's not important right now."

[-] hemmes@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago
[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Johnny, what do you make outta this?

[-] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 9 months ago
[-] thisbenzingring 27 points 9 months ago

~~Joey~~ Jessica, you like movies about gladiators?

[-] anonymouse@lemmings.world 21 points 9 months ago

thisbenzingring, you ever been to a Turkish bathhouse?

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 9 months ago

Wait a minute, I know you! You're Kareem Anonymouse Jabbar! You post comments on lemmy!

[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.

[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

It’s an online storefront that sells video games, but that’s not important right now.

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