Substance found in White House confirmed to be cocaine (www.cbsnews.com)

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[-] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Shitty Life Pro Tip: Rummage through the illegal item container at airports to score free drugs.

[-] BeanEater@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Right after drinking the forbidden jungle juice at the beginning of the security line

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