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[-] wesker 106 points 11 months ago

With a high rate of mooovement.

[-] doublejay1999@lemmy.world 49 points 11 months ago

He had no chance. It’s was coming the udder way.

[-] RinseDrizzle@midwest.social 18 points 11 months ago

Think we milked this for all its worth

[-] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

Naw I still got some beef with this story

[-] CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago
[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Maybe we should steer this conversation away from the puns and back on track.

Edit: Extra pun

[-] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 15 points 11 months ago

and a lot of moooomentum

[-] elephantium@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Fetchez la vache!

[-] SquiffSquiff@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago
this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2023
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