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[–] wesker 106 points 1 year ago (4 children)

With a high rate of mooovement.

[–] doublejay1999@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He had no chance. It’s was coming the udder way.

[–] RinseDrizzle@midwest.social 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Think we milked this for all its worth

[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Naw I still got some beef with this story

[–] CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Maybe we should steer this conversation away from the puns and back on track.

Edit: Extra pun

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 15 points 1 year ago

and a lot of moooomentum

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Fetchez la vache!