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Indian man urinating on train track dies after being hit by ‘flying cow’ | The Straits Times
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"cow that was tossed 30m up in the air"
How hard do you have to hit a cow to knock it 30m into the air?
With a high rate of mooovement.
He had no chance. It’s was coming the udder way.
Think we milked this for all its worth
Naw I still got some beef with this story
Don't have a cow.
Maybe we should steer this conversation away from the puns and back on track.
Edit: Extra pun
and a lot of moooomentum
Fetchez la vache!
No bull