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[-] Black_Quajutsu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 8 months ago

I have my emotions off for some time now, how do I turn them on again?

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 41 points 8 months ago

There's a spot inside ur butt that'll make you feel again. Get someone to press it and you'll feel all sorts of ways.

[-] Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 18 points 8 months ago

Note: This button may not be present in about half the population.

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 8 points 8 months ago

While true, a finger up the butt still makes that other half feel things

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 3 points 8 months ago

There may also be a workaround, but it's more complicated.

[-] Sombyr@lemmy.zip 18 points 8 months ago

Have you tried developing severe bipolar disorder?

[-] Bojimbo@kbin.social 5 points 8 months ago

Tried that. Now numbness is interspersed with extreme recklessness

[-] duplexsystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 8 months ago
[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Am woman. Plucked a hair out of my chin yesterday and have no emotions. Am I doing this right?

[-] duplexsystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 8 months ago

Simple: just take more estrogen

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