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[-] Black_Quajutsu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 1 year ago

I have my emotions off for some time now, how do I turn them on again?

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 41 points 1 year ago

There's a spot inside ur butt that'll make you feel again. Get someone to press it and you'll feel all sorts of ways.

[-] Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 year ago

Note: This button may not be present in about half the population.

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

While true, a finger up the butt still makes that other half feel things

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

There may also be a workaround, but it's more complicated.

[-] Sombyr@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 year ago

Have you tried developing severe bipolar disorder?

[-] Bojimbo@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Tried that. Now numbness is interspersed with extreme recklessness

[-] duplexsystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 year ago
[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Am woman. Plucked a hair out of my chin yesterday and have no emotions. Am I doing this right?

[-] duplexsystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago

Simple: just take more estrogen

[-] Skymt@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"First go to settings"

Then scroll down to "About life", open it and tap "Version" seven times to unlock developer mode. Go back to the main menu, and open developer options, tick "Opt into beta features".

Then just restart your life and follow the instructions.

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

Uhh. I need to find my settings app, please!

[-] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Look for the thing with the gears.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Actually since the update its the one with cogs.

[-] at_an_angle@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago

All I have is the three lines.

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh, I remember when I had only three lines.

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Easy peasy: just be sensitive and get hurt a lot, emotions turn off, and stay off, by default after a while because the Detachment module is triggered on.

[-] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

My schoolmates pranked me and turned it off, how do I turn it back on?

[-] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

There's a third party application called LSD, some people said it works for them, others just ended up with more problems.

[-] I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

It's probably in task scheduler. Look for tasks that run when idle and disable them.

[-] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I don't know why, but "what do next" is my favorite part of this.

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Every eighteen months (more or less) I have to taper off from coffee, especially if I get up to 32 oz a day, at which point I'm a buzzy, angsty basket case. Every two days, I drop my intake to a half to a quarter (so like 8oz on day one, and then 4 oz on day three and then 2 oz on day five).

If I go cold turkey, I get headaches. This way, I just nap a lot.

During this period, all my fucks go away. Gone. I have absolute zero fucks to give about anything. Mostly I just sit in a corner and social media scroll as if doing any of that will stimulate me somehow. It won't.

This is the closest I get to turning off my emotions, but man, it shuts down everything.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

okay but seriously is there a way to turn off our emojis?

[-] Wilzax@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Depends on your phone's keyboard

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